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Spandex Sidney 1:08 Mon Nov 24
Re: Your pick-up advice

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you

Darlo Debs 12:42 Mon Nov 24
Re: Your pick-up advice

well it depends how thinly we slice you CRM ;-)

Hammer and Pickle 12:42 Mon Nov 24
Re: Your pick-up advice

Absolutely geep.

sanfrancis-co-uk 12:40 Mon Nov 24
Re: Your pick-up advice

I met this Aussie bird in the bar a few World Cups ago and asked her if she wanted a shag at half time( I live above the bar),because she said to me she'd had a great time in America but disappointed she didn't get fucked.

Best half time ever.

gph 12:39 Mon Nov 24
Re: Your pick-up advice

Use your knees, not your back

CHICKEN RUN MANIAC 12:38 Mon Nov 24
Re: Your pick-up advice

Very true, Debs. It's a shame, but there's just not enough of the Maniac to go around.

Darlo Debs 12:37 Mon Nov 24
Re: Your pick-up advice

CRM,,,MIND can no longer cope with all these women you are rejecting, they don't have enough counsellors x

CHICKEN RUN MANIAC 12:33 Mon Nov 24
Re: Your pick-up advice

Ronald, most of the women round here know what to expect from me; my reputation is well known. There's a myriad of women just waiting for a chance with the Maniac.

penners28 12:31 Mon Nov 24
Re: Your pick-up advice

Always go for the fat bird

Sven Roeder 12:31 Mon Nov 24
Re: Your pick-up advice

Hi I'm Bill Cosby, drink this

MrCrowmanSir 12:29 Mon Nov 24
Re: Your pick-up advice

Will you allow me to gain access to your vagina tonight?

Ronald_antly 12:26 Mon Nov 24
Re: Your pick-up advice

CRM

Do they tell you to get knotted?

CHICKEN RUN MANIAC 12:25 Mon Nov 24
Re: Your pick-up advice

This usually works for me:

"Hey there, Sexy Knickers, one night with me and you won't walk properly for a month."

mike hunt 12:19 Mon Nov 24
Re: Your pick-up advice

rohypnol


never fails

les marteaux 11:44 Sun Nov 23
Re: Your pick-up advice

Fancy a fuck love? should be worth a try.

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